I am a Monster and Lady Gaga is my Queen. I am my Hair!
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kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

(via workithustle)

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.
lux-xxiii:

idk if its been done but  im sure it has but here you go any how