I am a Monster and Lady Gaga is my Queen. I am my Hair!


job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

(via workithustle)


Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

idk if its been done but  im sure it has but here you go any how